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Canada Vows To Retaliate Against Trump With Crippling Moose Tariff
2+ week, 5+ day ago (31+ words) OTTAWA — With the United States imposing massive tariffs on Canada over the weekend, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney vowed to bring the U.S. to its knees with a crippling moose tariff....
Congress Assures American People $40 Trillion Debt Can Be Fixed By Spending More Money
3+ week, 1+ day ago (30+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though the U.S. national debt officially surpassed $40 trillion this week, Congress was quick to assure Americans that the issue could be easily fixed by spending more money....
Thousands Of Accountants Board Higgins Boats In Preparation For 'Economic D-Day' Against Iran | Babylon Bee
3+ week, 1+ day ago (169+ words) PERSIAN GULF — Clutching their pens and calculators tightly, thousands of accountants boarded Higgins boats this morning in preparation for the launch of "Economic D-Day" against Iran. Several of the men made their last, final update to their actuarial tables as…...